Bucket List
Hit forward and place an X by all the things you've done and remove the X from the ones you have not, and send it to your friends (including me). This is for your entire life!
(X) Shot a gun
(x) Gone on a blind date
(x) Skipped school
(x) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Alaska
( ) Been to Cuba
( ) Been to Europe
(x) Been to Las Vegas
(x) Been to Mexico
(x) Been to Florida
( ) Been to California
(x) Been to USA
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Been on a Cruise Ship
( ) Been on a one day Lake Cruise Ship
( ) Served on a Jury
(x) Been lost
(x) Been on the opposite side of the country
( ) Gone to New York City
(x) Swam in the Ocean
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played Cops and Robbers
(x) Played Cowboys and Indians
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid for a meal with coins only
(x) Made prank phone calls
(x) Laughed until some beverage came out of your nose
( ) Read the Bible completely through
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) Been kissed under the mistletoe
( ) Watched the sunrise with someone
(x) Blown bubbles
(x) Gone ice skating
(x) Gone skiing
(x) Camped out under the stars
(x) Seen something so beautiful that it took your breath away
( ) Are or have you been married
( ) Have children
( ) Been skinny dipping outdoors
(x) Been fishing
(x) Been boating
(x) Been water skiing
(x) Been hiking
(x) Been camping in a trailer/RV
(x) Flown in a small 4-seater airplane
( ) Flown in a glider
( ) Been flying in a helicopter
( ) Been flying in a hot air balloon
( ) Been BUNGEE-jumping
( ) Gone to a drive-in movie
(x) Done something that should have killed you
(x) Done something that you will regret for the rest of your life
( ) Been to Africa
( ) Ever ride an elephant
(x) Ever eaten just cookies for dinner
(x) Ever been on T.V.
( ) Ever steal any traffic signs (town sign)
(x) Ever been in a car accident
(x) Had a nickname
(x) Name ever been in the local paper
( ) Ever been to Asia
(x) Ever been to Australia
( ) Been sky-diving
( ) Been in a stock car
Favorite drink: water
Do you drive a 4-door vehicle: yes
Favorite Number: 3
Favorite holiday: anything with family
Favorite Dessert: Cheese cake
Where do you see yourself in 10 years: 38 years old. Wow. Shit.
Where is the farthest you will send this: Australia
Who will respond to this the fastest: no idea.
Friday, December 24, 2010
Friday, December 10, 2010
Oh Winter...
Oh Summer, dearest Summer... PLEASE come back. I'm sorry you felt the need to leave... I will beg you to come back if I have to.
Though, I have to tell you... while you have been away I cheated on you with Heated McBlanket and Wooley McSockies.
Ever notice that pumping your gas actually takes LONGER in -20C. They totally slow down the pumps... TOTALLY.
My chubs get so cold. My love handles and ass NEVER get warm. It's probably a good thing I'm single, I'm sure touching cold fat opposed to warm fat would be way more of a turn off.
I need someone from a warm place to adopt me. I could deal with days and days of rain over snow.
Le sigh.
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Though, I have to tell you... while you have been away I cheated on you with Heated McBlanket and Wooley McSockies.
Ever notice that pumping your gas actually takes LONGER in -20C. They totally slow down the pumps... TOTALLY.
My chubs get so cold. My love handles and ass NEVER get warm. It's probably a good thing I'm single, I'm sure touching cold fat opposed to warm fat would be way more of a turn off.
I need someone from a warm place to adopt me. I could deal with days and days of rain over snow.
Le sigh.
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Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Where's the Off Switch?
Grrr can't sleep. Turn off Brain! You and I, we can't change the world, people are going to keep sucking and we're gunna hurt some times, but we got this. Now sleep, we can plan world domination between the hours of 8 am - 9 pm.
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Saturday, December 4, 2010
Stuff & Junk Rantness
Don't talk shit about another country or race... ESPECIALLY when you're in an international airport, you hick American racist piece of shit.
If your kid is running around like a rabid dog, this isn't going to be any better on the plane. Drug that thing, STAT!
Yes, I heard you... as did the whole fucking airport. I know you THINK you're funny... but um, you're not.
Positive one:
I think it's rad.com that the airlines in the States call on the military personal first... Even before first class and preferred fliers. Very awesome, I applaud you for that America. :)
Ok, I don't want to assume anything here BUT, I only see this when I'm in the USA. Ladies, American Ladies... You do know that you're supposed to pee IN the toilet right? 99% of the toilets I've come across have piss all over the seats. What the fucking fuck!!??
You know you're dealing with an inconsiderate ho bag when you have 3 flight attendants standing around you, telling you to sit down as we are taxing out on the runway and you still remain standing, playing with your phone, fucking around with your bag, declaring that you are turning it off. Hey, dumb ass, you're holding up the flight, sorry it's such a inconvenience for you to fly, but please oh please sit the fuck down! If I miss my connecting flight, not only are you going to have to deal with the wrath known as Fally, all that bad karma is going to fuck you, HARD, right up the ass... I'm just sayin'.
Dealing with your loud, spoiled brat toddler by yelling over said spoiled brat toddler... TEACHES HIM NOTHING! (Hey, I'm no parent here, but SERIOUSLY??!!)
Geezus fuk! I hate people.
Stay tuned! traveling always causes these ranty blogs from yours truly.
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If your kid is running around like a rabid dog, this isn't going to be any better on the plane. Drug that thing, STAT!
Yes, I heard you... as did the whole fucking airport. I know you THINK you're funny... but um, you're not.
Positive one:
I think it's rad.com that the airlines in the States call on the military personal first... Even before first class and preferred fliers. Very awesome, I applaud you for that America. :)
Ok, I don't want to assume anything here BUT, I only see this when I'm in the USA. Ladies, American Ladies... You do know that you're supposed to pee IN the toilet right? 99% of the toilets I've come across have piss all over the seats. What the fucking fuck!!??
You know you're dealing with an inconsiderate ho bag when you have 3 flight attendants standing around you, telling you to sit down as we are taxing out on the runway and you still remain standing, playing with your phone, fucking around with your bag, declaring that you are turning it off. Hey, dumb ass, you're holding up the flight, sorry it's such a inconvenience for you to fly, but please oh please sit the fuck down! If I miss my connecting flight, not only are you going to have to deal with the wrath known as Fally, all that bad karma is going to fuck you, HARD, right up the ass... I'm just sayin'.
Dealing with your loud, spoiled brat toddler by yelling over said spoiled brat toddler... TEACHES HIM NOTHING! (Hey, I'm no parent here, but SERIOUSLY??!!)
Geezus fuk! I hate people.
Stay tuned! traveling always causes these ranty blogs from yours truly.
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Day 9 - Flippy Floppy Adventure
Day 9
December 4, 2010
"Stay humble", said the Customs Guard with a smile when I went through US Customs this morning. I laughed as I'm sporting my HUMBLECOCK shirt today, I'm so classy.
Mandy and I woke around 7 am. No rush for anything this morning as we had a late check out, because our flight isn't until 3 pm today. So we watched Couples Retreat and waited for our number to be announced.
I'm sick of people! I'm sick of lines! We lined up to get off the boat. We lined up to get our luggage. We lined up for customs. We lined up for a taxi. We lined up to check our bags at the airport. We lined up to go through security. We are now in the Fort Lauderdale airport waiting for our flight. And, I'm just guessing here, but I am sure the lining up hasn't come to an end yet! We will line up to get on the flight, and line up to sit down and to board our other flight and... Oh yes, line up for customs again. Haha!
Picture of a picture. Bought this one. Turned out awesome!
I have my sound eliminator headphone on right now and I can still hear the Asian family clear as day talking. Mannnn they are loud.
The cruise consisted of 20% caucasian peeps, 40% Asian and 40% black people. No kidding. It was an odd mix actually. There was a Loy of Americans on there. We were definitely out numbered.
Ok, going to post this... Perhaps there will be a part 2 for the day if anything interesting happens on journey home.
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December 4, 2010
"Stay humble", said the Customs Guard with a smile when I went through US Customs this morning. I laughed as I'm sporting my HUMBLECOCK shirt today, I'm so classy.
Mandy and I woke around 7 am. No rush for anything this morning as we had a late check out, because our flight isn't until 3 pm today. So we watched Couples Retreat and waited for our number to be announced.
I'm sick of people! I'm sick of lines! We lined up to get off the boat. We lined up to get our luggage. We lined up for customs. We lined up for a taxi. We lined up to check our bags at the airport. We lined up to go through security. We are now in the Fort Lauderdale airport waiting for our flight. And, I'm just guessing here, but I am sure the lining up hasn't come to an end yet! We will line up to get on the flight, and line up to sit down and to board our other flight and... Oh yes, line up for customs again. Haha!
Picture of a picture. Bought this one. Turned out awesome!
I have my sound eliminator headphone on right now and I can still hear the Asian family clear as day talking. Mannnn they are loud.
The cruise consisted of 20% caucasian peeps, 40% Asian and 40% black people. No kidding. It was an odd mix actually. There was a Loy of Americans on there. We were definitely out numbered.
Ok, going to post this... Perhaps there will be a part 2 for the day if anything interesting happens on journey home.
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Day 8 - Flippy Floppy Adventure
Day 8
December 3, 2010
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CODY!
Slept in today. Was nice. We skipped breakfast and had a nice brunch. It was our last full day on the ship. Bitter sweet...? We did all the stuff that we missed/wanted to do today.
We played mini golf. Played some ping pong. Maggie and Ryan did the zip line while Mandy and I went to pick out and purchase our professional ship photos. We got some really great photos this week! Can't wait to show them!
We packed up... What a pain in the ass! We are a little nervous about weighing in at the airport, I was 44 lbs coming here so I'm hoping, since I packed my heavy stuff in my carry on, that I'm ok. Mandy is definitely over haha!
Before bed, we checked out the the Raising Tides Bar. It's a bar that moves up and down between floors. It's pretty cool. We hit up the hot tub one last time and met some new people. We actually got to chat up one of the comedians we saw as he joined up in the hot tub. Cool guy.
The Internet was down so we didn't get to check in to our flight until 2 am! Gahh!
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December 3, 2010
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CODY!
Slept in today. Was nice. We skipped breakfast and had a nice brunch. It was our last full day on the ship. Bitter sweet...? We did all the stuff that we missed/wanted to do today.
We played mini golf. Played some ping pong. Maggie and Ryan did the zip line while Mandy and I went to pick out and purchase our professional ship photos. We got some really great photos this week! Can't wait to show them!
We packed up... What a pain in the ass! We are a little nervous about weighing in at the airport, I was 44 lbs coming here so I'm hoping, since I packed my heavy stuff in my carry on, that I'm ok. Mandy is definitely over haha!
Before bed, we checked out the the Raising Tides Bar. It's a bar that moves up and down between floors. It's pretty cool. We hit up the hot tub one last time and met some new people. We actually got to chat up one of the comedians we saw as he joined up in the hot tub. Cool guy.
The Internet was down so we didn't get to check in to our flight until 2 am! Gahh!
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Thursday, December 2, 2010
Day 7 Flippy Floppy Adventure
Dec 2, 2010
Day 6
We went to Costa Maya today.
Drunk.
The end.
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Haha!! Just kidding!!... Well we are (were) drunk but yeah...
The weather was hella shitty today but we still went on our outting excursion adventure to Jungle Beach Break. Alcohol was included!!! What! What! In the butt!! Woohoo! We made the best of it, sat around in the hut and drank our faces off!! However, we DID make the time to put our footsies in the ocean We met a couple from NY and partied with them.
We bought horrible shirts from a Mexican named Israel. We made friends with the bathroom attendant named Margarita.
We sang karaoke on the way back on the bus...There is video of this hahahaha!! PRICELESS! We were the only people (6 of us) on the bus, a full sized "Grey Hound" sized bus.
We sang christman songs on the shuttle thingy from the bus to the boat. The old folk didn't appreciate the awesomeness of the ordeal. What abuncha funless peeps... Secretly, I'm sure them wished they were us. Hahaha!
Formal dinner was delish, as usual. After dinner we checked out the comics here on the boat. It was a good show, very funny.
One more day on the ship and we head home on Saturday. I'm kind of sad :( Le sigh. What a great trip!
Other note worthy stuff:
Woke up feeling like shit. Really sore throat, it was horrible. I forced myself to get up and move and proceed with my day. Helped. Throat is still sore though. Hope to heal up quick.
At midnight there was a medical emergency with someone one the ship and they actually speed up the ship and we got to Costa Maya 4 hours early. I was zonked out but Mandy said she felt it speed up. It knocked over a glass in our cabin. It scared the crap outta Mandy. We laugh now, but hope the person with the emergency is ok.
Driving through Costa Maya to the Jungle Beach Break location, we saw parts of Mexico that they don't really want you to see. The "homes" that people live in that are really only shacks and huts. It's crazy.
We saw way more military today equipped with machine guns. It's was weird and kinda scary! What are the protecting us from? Or are they protecting themselves from us?
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Day 6
We went to Costa Maya today.
Drunk.
The end.
-------
Haha!! Just kidding!!... Well we are (were) drunk but yeah...
The weather was hella shitty today but we still went on our outting excursion adventure to Jungle Beach Break. Alcohol was included!!! What! What! In the butt!! Woohoo! We made the best of it, sat around in the hut and drank our faces off!! However, we DID make the time to put our footsies in the ocean We met a couple from NY and partied with them.
We bought horrible shirts from a Mexican named Israel. We made friends with the bathroom attendant named Margarita.
We sang karaoke on the way back on the bus...There is video of this hahahaha!! PRICELESS! We were the only people (6 of us) on the bus, a full sized "Grey Hound" sized bus.
We sang christman songs on the shuttle thingy from the bus to the boat. The old folk didn't appreciate the awesomeness of the ordeal. What abuncha funless peeps... Secretly, I'm sure them wished they were us. Hahaha!
Formal dinner was delish, as usual. After dinner we checked out the comics here on the boat. It was a good show, very funny.
One more day on the ship and we head home on Saturday. I'm kind of sad :( Le sigh. What a great trip!
Other note worthy stuff:
Woke up feeling like shit. Really sore throat, it was horrible. I forced myself to get up and move and proceed with my day. Helped. Throat is still sore though. Hope to heal up quick.
At midnight there was a medical emergency with someone one the ship and they actually speed up the ship and we got to Costa Maya 4 hours early. I was zonked out but Mandy said she felt it speed up. It knocked over a glass in our cabin. It scared the crap outta Mandy. We laugh now, but hope the person with the emergency is ok.
Driving through Costa Maya to the Jungle Beach Break location, we saw parts of Mexico that they don't really want you to see. The "homes" that people live in that are really only shacks and huts. It's crazy.
We saw way more military today equipped with machine guns. It's was weird and kinda scary! What are the protecting us from? Or are they protecting themselves from us?
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Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Day 6 - Flippy Floppy Adventure
December 1, 2010
Day 6
Had a hellova time trying to get on wireless last night and this morning! Yesterdays blog didn't get posted till later today.
We were at port today:
Cozumel, Mexico.
The weather was pretty shitty but we still had lotsa' fun! We shopped, what seems like a billion shops, and bargained our asses off. We all found some pretty cool stuff. Example:
We hit up Senior Frogs at the end of or wet windy adventure... and, well, that is a whole other blog haha! Minimal photo evidence to follow...
As usual, dinner was super tonight. I am definitely in love with our waiter and assistant waiter aka "Bread Master", both are adorable, hardworking men. (Will have pix of them.)
There is a storm outside and the water is hella rough right now, the boat be rockin' hard tonight! It's kinda making me a little ill. BOOOooo!
I'm hitting the hay early as I feel a sore throat coming on, buhhh hum *sad panda*
Tomorrow: Costa Maya. We booked an exertion adventure... Hoping the weather cooperates.
Armadillo
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Day 6
Had a hellova time trying to get on wireless last night and this morning! Yesterdays blog didn't get posted till later today.
We were at port today:
Cozumel, Mexico.
The weather was pretty shitty but we still had lotsa' fun! We shopped, what seems like a billion shops, and bargained our asses off. We all found some pretty cool stuff. Example:
We hit up Senior Frogs at the end of or wet windy adventure... and, well, that is a whole other blog haha! Minimal photo evidence to follow...
As usual, dinner was super tonight. I am definitely in love with our waiter and assistant waiter aka "Bread Master", both are adorable, hardworking men. (Will have pix of them.)
There is a storm outside and the water is hella rough right now, the boat be rockin' hard tonight! It's kinda making me a little ill. BOOOooo!
I'm hitting the hay early as I feel a sore throat coming on, buhhh hum *sad panda*
Tomorrow: Costa Maya. We booked an exertion adventure... Hoping the weather cooperates.
Armadillo
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Day 5 - Flippy Floppy Adventure
November 30, 2010
Day 5
Mandy and I slept in until 9 am today. Whoop! Breakfast was really busy in the Dining Room so we were sat with 2 pairs of older couples. All American. People keep saying there are 'lots of Canadians on the ship but we have yet to meet any.
We finally got to see some of the photos that have been taken over the last few days. We didn't have any "matched" because, we missed the photo opportunity at the beginning that basically kicks the face recognition software into gear. We have some great photos. We will be choosing a few to take home.
I tried rock climbing for the first time today. I got half way up the wall but got stuck and couldn't get any further up haha! I will try again though.
I'm sitting by the pool right now. It's so hot! Haha! I see people walking around in jeans and shirts, I cannot comprehend this insanity.
We went and participated in "Quest" tonight. It was FUNNY! I helped the "TEAM" out a bit with challenges... Synchronized swimming, pigging backing a guy, helping the team make a pyramid, the pyramid also included Maggie and Ryan, showing my special "talent" which was rolling my tongue (No one else came up with a talent. Booo!) Ryan offered up his shirt and pants for one challenge hahaha! Good times! Got some video, will have to show that when I get home.
But yeah, overall just a relaxing day, ate too much, got too much sun and took a wee nap. Just what a vacation should be like.
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Day 5
Mandy and I slept in until 9 am today. Whoop! Breakfast was really busy in the Dining Room so we were sat with 2 pairs of older couples. All American. People keep saying there are 'lots of Canadians on the ship but we have yet to meet any.
We finally got to see some of the photos that have been taken over the last few days. We didn't have any "matched" because, we missed the photo opportunity at the beginning that basically kicks the face recognition software into gear. We have some great photos. We will be choosing a few to take home.
I tried rock climbing for the first time today. I got half way up the wall but got stuck and couldn't get any further up haha! I will try again though.
I'm sitting by the pool right now. It's so hot! Haha! I see people walking around in jeans and shirts, I cannot comprehend this insanity.
We went and participated in "Quest" tonight. It was FUNNY! I helped the "TEAM" out a bit with challenges... Synchronized swimming, pigging backing a guy, helping the team make a pyramid, the pyramid also included Maggie and Ryan, showing my special "talent" which was rolling my tongue (No one else came up with a talent. Booo!) Ryan offered up his shirt and pants for one challenge hahaha! Good times! Got some video, will have to show that when I get home.
But yeah, overall just a relaxing day, ate too much, got too much sun and took a wee nap. Just what a vacation should be like.
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Monday, November 29, 2010
Day 4 / Part 2 - Flippy Floppy Adventure
Part 2
November 29, 2010
I updated earlier today, just cuz.
Us girls spent the day in the water and on the beach on the little island of Labadee, Haiti. I have little for pictures on my phone but a lot of photos and fun video on the cam. Yay for waterproof cameras!
Photo: See the dude in the speedo. He was pretty hot, I couldn't stop looking at his hotness haha!
Quickie points today:
- The ocean water tastes horrible and burns the eyes!
- The Labadee marketers are pushy as hell and are just as annoying.
- I don't care what anyone says, Photo Booths are FUN!
- The dining room waiters sang and danced today for everyone, it was awesome sauce.
- I want to bring our "Bread Master" (Assistant Waiter, we just nicknamed him.) back to my cabin and umm... stuff and junk. He's adorable as sin!
- Ryan is kinda back to normal. He burst outta the room around 4 pm today and has been hanging out with us again.
We checked out the LOVE & MARRIAGE Show this evening. I haven't laughed that hard for a while. 3 random couples from the audience were selected. Newly Weds, A couple that had been married for a LONG time and a couple in-between. They send the guys to the back and ask women questions blah blah blah I'm sure you know the rest... FUNNY STUFF!
After all the walking and swimming that I did today, my legs and feet ache and I'm SUPER sleepy. I totally bitched out early and left the others in the hot tub. Zzz time for me.
Photo: Bunny!
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November 29, 2010
I updated earlier today, just cuz.
Us girls spent the day in the water and on the beach on the little island of Labadee, Haiti. I have little for pictures on my phone but a lot of photos and fun video on the cam. Yay for waterproof cameras!
Photo: See the dude in the speedo. He was pretty hot, I couldn't stop looking at his hotness haha!
Quickie points today:
- The ocean water tastes horrible and burns the eyes!
- The Labadee marketers are pushy as hell and are just as annoying.
- I don't care what anyone says, Photo Booths are FUN!
- The dining room waiters sang and danced today for everyone, it was awesome sauce.
- I want to bring our "Bread Master" (Assistant Waiter, we just nicknamed him.) back to my cabin and umm... stuff and junk. He's adorable as sin!
- Ryan is kinda back to normal. He burst outta the room around 4 pm today and has been hanging out with us again.
We checked out the LOVE & MARRIAGE Show this evening. I haven't laughed that hard for a while. 3 random couples from the audience were selected. Newly Weds, A couple that had been married for a LONG time and a couple in-between. They send the guys to the back and ask women questions blah blah blah I'm sure you know the rest... FUNNY STUFF!
After all the walking and swimming that I did today, my legs and feet ache and I'm SUPER sleepy. I totally bitched out early and left the others in the hot tub. Zzz time for me.
Photo: Bunny!
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Day 4 / Part 1 - Flippy Floppy Cruise
We are at port today. Labadee, Haiti. It's its own little separate island that only Royal Caribbean can dock at. Is beautiful. I'm currently sitting on the beach, listening to music, typing this out on my iPhone. SEE!:
(note: I'll post this as soon as I get back to the ship with wireless.)
I wonder what it would be like to live here, live on a beach, live where is beautiful, warm weather all the time. I know for sure that I would have stocks in sunblock... Haha!
On that note, no sunburn as of yet. I am usually overly protective as it is, but sometimes a burn can sneak in.
I haven't missed being in-touch with the world at all. Only today, my third day on the ship, have I signed up to have wifi. I originally thought it was going to be like $1.00/minute. Nope, ONLY $0.65/minute haha :) I will log on just to post my last 3 blogs. Thankfully, when I post it to the one site it will automatically post it to Twitter and Facebook.
I'll write more later. xo
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(note: I'll post this as soon as I get back to the ship with wireless.)
I wonder what it would be like to live here, live on a beach, live where is beautiful, warm weather all the time. I know for sure that I would have stocks in sunblock... Haha!
On that note, no sunburn as of yet. I am usually overly protective as it is, but sometimes a burn can sneak in.
I haven't missed being in-touch with the world at all. Only today, my third day on the ship, have I signed up to have wifi. I originally thought it was going to be like $1.00/minute. Nope, ONLY $0.65/minute haha :) I will log on just to post my last 3 blogs. Thankfully, when I post it to the one site it will automatically post it to Twitter and Facebook.
I'll write more later. xo
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Day 3 - Flippy Floppy Adventure
November 28, 2010
I had this blog written out already but my phone decided to not wanna save it. Grrr! Anyway, here we go again!...
Mandy and I got up at 8am and headed to the gym. It was really busy! I'm not sure why I was so surprised at this, but I was. Who'da thunk... I can't actually avoid people on a ship with 8800 people on it haha!
Quicky Updateness:
- We lost Maggie and Ryan for a bit in the morning but found them. We felt so lost without 'em haha!
- They have a Build A Bear-Like store here and I bought/made a blue Dragon stuffed animal with a Royal Caribbean belly shirt. I named her Sapphire. I was overly excited about this process... Shut up.
- The ship offered Adult Dodgeball and Mandy and I played. Our team won and we won a gold metal. Woohoo! (Got some video of the game, will have to post when I get home.)
- Ryan hasn't been feeling well so he went to the medial centre here on the ship. They confined him to his room for 24 hours! LAME SAUCE! To make it sting a little less, they gave him unlimited "Free" room service, bottled water and all the movies he could watch.
- Mandy and I spent hours in the hot tub drinking and chatting. While in there, the ship sailed into a storm and the rain was huge and intense. It was pretty cool. We were in the hot tub in the Solarium, all glass, so we could see everything.
- More hot tub fun included a "free" soft-core porn show. We witnessed a middle aged woman give her man a "handy"! (Mom, don't ask what that means haha!)
While Ryan was healing in his cabin, mah' girls and I gussied ourselves up and headed to our formal dinner. Later we went to see the broadway show, Hairspray. It was really good. We really enjoyed it.
Tomorrow we port at Labadee, Haiti. Off to Zzz Town for this girly.
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I had this blog written out already but my phone decided to not wanna save it. Grrr! Anyway, here we go again!...
Mandy and I got up at 8am and headed to the gym. It was really busy! I'm not sure why I was so surprised at this, but I was. Who'da thunk... I can't actually avoid people on a ship with 8800 people on it haha!
Quicky Updateness:
- We lost Maggie and Ryan for a bit in the morning but found them. We felt so lost without 'em haha!
- They have a Build A Bear-Like store here and I bought/made a blue Dragon stuffed animal with a Royal Caribbean belly shirt. I named her Sapphire. I was overly excited about this process... Shut up.
- The ship offered Adult Dodgeball and Mandy and I played. Our team won and we won a gold metal. Woohoo! (Got some video of the game, will have to post when I get home.)
- Ryan hasn't been feeling well so he went to the medial centre here on the ship. They confined him to his room for 24 hours! LAME SAUCE! To make it sting a little less, they gave him unlimited "Free" room service, bottled water and all the movies he could watch.
- Mandy and I spent hours in the hot tub drinking and chatting. While in there, the ship sailed into a storm and the rain was huge and intense. It was pretty cool. We were in the hot tub in the Solarium, all glass, so we could see everything.
- More hot tub fun included a "free" soft-core porn show. We witnessed a middle aged woman give her man a "handy"! (Mom, don't ask what that means haha!)
While Ryan was healing in his cabin, mah' girls and I gussied ourselves up and headed to our formal dinner. Later we went to see the broadway show, Hairspray. It was really good. We really enjoyed it.
Tomorrow we port at Labadee, Haiti. Off to Zzz Town for this girly.
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Day 2 - Flippy Floppy Cruise
November 27, 2010
Today was pretty low-key on the eventfulness fun front. We woke around 7am, Mandy and I threw on our "I'm on a boat" shirts and we all headed to board our cruise around noon.
This ship is MASSIVE! We have only really seen 1/4 of it. We did some "sight seeing" around the boat, ate a bunch, (I ate way too much, even though I'm making healthier choices, I feel like an orca. Damn.) and just kinda hung out.
My mom told me that when she was on her cruise years ago that she took the stairs all the time to balance out the eating, haha! So, I suggested to the gang that we take the stairs as much as possible and we actually have... And there was several races. Ryan always wins. Bastard. ;)
3 out of our 7 bags were "caught" with alcohol and they actually "lost" one of our suitcases and we had to run around to different parts of the boat to try and locate it. "Luckily", they didn't catch all of the goods and we were able to savor our own bevvies.
This evening we had an amazing dinner in the dining room and hit up the hot tubs. Heading to bed now, since it is 1 am... Gym in the morning, more eats (but of course!) and more adventures.
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Today was pretty low-key on the eventfulness fun front. We woke around 7am, Mandy and I threw on our "I'm on a boat" shirts and we all headed to board our cruise around noon.
This ship is MASSIVE! We have only really seen 1/4 of it. We did some "sight seeing" around the boat, ate a bunch, (I ate way too much, even though I'm making healthier choices, I feel like an orca. Damn.) and just kinda hung out.
My mom told me that when she was on her cruise years ago that she took the stairs all the time to balance out the eating, haha! So, I suggested to the gang that we take the stairs as much as possible and we actually have... And there was several races. Ryan always wins. Bastard. ;)
3 out of our 7 bags were "caught" with alcohol and they actually "lost" one of our suitcases and we had to run around to different parts of the boat to try and locate it. "Luckily", they didn't catch all of the goods and we were able to savor our own bevvies.
This evening we had an amazing dinner in the dining room and hit up the hot tubs. Heading to bed now, since it is 1 am... Gym in the morning, more eats (but of course!) and more adventures.
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Friday, November 26, 2010
Day 1 - Flippy Floppy Cruise Adventure
November 26, 2010
My day started out at 1 am this morning when my sweet, cute, butthead Great Dane woke me. She woke me an hour before I was due to rise and shine... Grrr! On my 3 hours of sleep, I proceeded to get ready for my Flippy Floppy Cruise Adventure! *cue dramatic fun music*
My earlier than early morning gave me more time to hang out with Rubi before she was shipped off to the dreaded kennel for the week. (Poor baby girl!)
Maggie, Ryan and Mandy picked me up at 3:20 am and we headed to the Edmonton International Airport for our 6:30 am flights - Except Maggie and Ryan were on a completely different flight than Mandy and I. Our flight connected through Houston, theirs through Arizona. We arrived in Florida at 4:30pm, Maggie and Ryan still aren't here.
Mandy and I checked in to the good 'ol Best Western and headed out via flippy flops in search of food and alcohol.
We wandered around, finally asking a random lady in scrubs where a good place to eat was. She suggested Anthony's Coal Fire Pizza but told us that we should take a cab. "CAB SCHMAB!" we proclaimed and headed there on foot. We made it to the restaurant in good time and ate a delicious meal. (This place actually reminded me of Famoso in Edmonton.)
On our way back to the hotel, Mandy stated that she needed to poo and figured she could make it back... NOPE! We rushed into Walgreens where the distress in her face and voice alarmed the whole store and had staff quickly assisting her to the bathroom JUST IN TIME! Phew!
We proceeded onward with our adventure and decided to check out the liquor store where we met some nice, helpful American men that worked there. An older man, loudly welcomed us into the store, "Welcome to Big Daddy's Liquor!" I whisper to Mandy, "Wow, the way he said that totally turned me on!", I laughed. One younger cute guy that worked there chatted us up and helped us make wise, intelligent alcohol choices. Later Mandy told me that he was checking me out, especially my ass. (Phht, yeah right!)
We decided that we had to purchase an additional suitcase so that we could accommodate our liquor haul. We seriously, get ripped off in Canada, stuff we paid $20 for here, we would have easily paid $60+ for in Canada, yikes! You may be wondering why we are buying so much alcohol... BECAUSE, we don't want to pay out pricey cruise alcohol prices.
In closing, Mandy and I walked 6.5 kms (4 miles) tonight and have blisters to prove it. None the less, Day 1 was an awesome adventure!
Added note:
Later we were told that we probably shouldn't have walked alone at night in this part of the city. Haha! I did vocally notice that the streets were pretty empty.. huh, we are just some innocent Canadian girls!
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My day started out at 1 am this morning when my sweet, cute, butthead Great Dane woke me. She woke me an hour before I was due to rise and shine... Grrr! On my 3 hours of sleep, I proceeded to get ready for my Flippy Floppy Cruise Adventure! *cue dramatic fun music*
My earlier than early morning gave me more time to hang out with Rubi before she was shipped off to the dreaded kennel for the week. (Poor baby girl!)
Maggie, Ryan and Mandy picked me up at 3:20 am and we headed to the Edmonton International Airport for our 6:30 am flights - Except Maggie and Ryan were on a completely different flight than Mandy and I. Our flight connected through Houston, theirs through Arizona. We arrived in Florida at 4:30pm, Maggie and Ryan still aren't here.
Mandy and I checked in to the good 'ol Best Western and headed out via flippy flops in search of food and alcohol.
We wandered around, finally asking a random lady in scrubs where a good place to eat was. She suggested Anthony's Coal Fire Pizza but told us that we should take a cab. "CAB SCHMAB!" we proclaimed and headed there on foot. We made it to the restaurant in good time and ate a delicious meal. (This place actually reminded me of Famoso in Edmonton.)
On our way back to the hotel, Mandy stated that she needed to poo and figured she could make it back... NOPE! We rushed into Walgreens where the distress in her face and voice alarmed the whole store and had staff quickly assisting her to the bathroom JUST IN TIME! Phew!
We proceeded onward with our adventure and decided to check out the liquor store where we met some nice, helpful American men that worked there. An older man, loudly welcomed us into the store, "Welcome to Big Daddy's Liquor!" I whisper to Mandy, "Wow, the way he said that totally turned me on!", I laughed. One younger cute guy that worked there chatted us up and helped us make wise, intelligent alcohol choices. Later Mandy told me that he was checking me out, especially my ass. (Phht, yeah right!)
We decided that we had to purchase an additional suitcase so that we could accommodate our liquor haul. We seriously, get ripped off in Canada, stuff we paid $20 for here, we would have easily paid $60+ for in Canada, yikes! You may be wondering why we are buying so much alcohol... BECAUSE, we don't want to pay out pricey cruise alcohol prices.
In closing, Mandy and I walked 6.5 kms (4 miles) tonight and have blisters to prove it. None the less, Day 1 was an awesome adventure!
Added note:
Later we were told that we probably shouldn't have walked alone at night in this part of the city. Haha! I did vocally notice that the streets were pretty empty.. huh, we are just some innocent Canadian girls!
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Sunday, November 21, 2010
Words to live by
Life is too short to wake up with regrets.
Love the people who treat you right and love the ones who don't just because you can.
Believe everything happens for a reason.
If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands.
If something changes your life, let it.
Kiss slowly.
Forgive quickly.
No one said life would be easy, but everything is worth it.
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Love the people who treat you right and love the ones who don't just because you can.
Believe everything happens for a reason.
If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands.
If something changes your life, let it.
Kiss slowly.
Forgive quickly.
No one said life would be easy, but everything is worth it.
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Wednesday, November 10, 2010
The past!
I totally forgot about this! 4 years ago I knew what I was talking about :)
Check it out:
The following is an e-mail from the past, composed on November 10, 2006, and sent into the future (now the present) through FutureMe.org.
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Dear FutureMe,
Think positive.
Love. and Live.
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Check it out:
The following is an e-mail from the past, composed on November 10, 2006, and sent into the future (now the present) through FutureMe.org.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Dear FutureMe,
Think positive.
Love. and Live.
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Monday, November 1, 2010
Shallow.
Shallow people are... well, fucking shallow. Forgive me, despite my efforts, I’m not a skinny bitch. I’m aware my body is far from perfect, I’m the one that has to look at and live in it every day. Scratch the fact that I’m healthy and I am active. Who cares if my smile and my personality shines. As if I am not already self conscious, you make me want to retract into myself. Fuck you for even getting to me.
Oh boohoo, the fat girl made a fat blog.
Oh boohoo, the fat girl made a fat blog.
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Friday, October 1, 2010
Replay.
I wrote this a few years ago, I just edited it a bit and wanted to have a "copy" of it.
_________________________
BEYOND FREE
Beyond my control, I fell for you instantly.
Beyond my control, you broke me suddenly.
Took me years to feel, years to care, longer to love.
It took you only moments take that away.
You got me when, I was too much for many.
I'm told I will find someone that fits me like a puzzle piece.
You were supposed to be, the missing pieces to my puzzled heart.
Your emotionless break up haunts me.
My love isn't supposed to throw me away.
My love isn't supposed to, hurt me like this.
Only threads keep me sewn to a once loving memory.
Within my control, I will no longer feel.
Within my control, I will break free
_________________________
BEYOND FREE
Beyond my control, I fell for you instantly.
Beyond my control, you broke me suddenly.
Took me years to feel, years to care, longer to love.
It took you only moments take that away.
You got me when, I was too much for many.
I'm told I will find someone that fits me like a puzzle piece.
You were supposed to be, the missing pieces to my puzzled heart.
Your emotionless break up haunts me.
My love isn't supposed to throw me away.
My love isn't supposed to, hurt me like this.
Only threads keep me sewn to a once loving memory.
Within my control, I will no longer feel.
Within my control, I will break free
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Chubby
Automatically the asshole in me thought, “Honey! You don’t need spin class, you need a fucking miracle!” Then, I laughed, inside of course.
I have no place to talk, me and my chubby butt, BUT it’s people like that that piss me off and make me wanna kick babies… She’s rarely there and the class was full, so real, committed, “regulars”, people couldn’t join.
NOTE: Grace, if you read this, I love you and you are awesome and I’m sure you’re a miracle worker, but jeez!
Would you rather have the ability to fly, or the ability to breathe underwater?
Well since 2012 is crawling closer and closer I think that the ability to breathe under water would come in handy. I'm all over that 'ish!
What website do you spend the most time on?
Facebook #fail haha! le sigh. Twitter (@fallyz) is a close second and my newest obesssion is tumblr! http://fallyz.tumblr.com
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Tard Issues.
I'm a tard. I brought my laptop home with loads of shit to do tonight. Work stuff. Play stuff. Research. BUT what do I do? I forget to bring the fakkin cord home. Rare does that happen and rare do I actually use it at all in the evening. #FallyFail Le sigh. I be crankin out the usage on the good old iPhone 3Gs tonight.
I want an iPad. It would be a toy, I don't think there would be much use for it otherwise.
I wanna iMac too while I'm whining. I have a Dell... In the industry I'm in, I had to go with Dell. It's great and all, but it's no Mac. Le sigh.
The Internet is fucking nuts slow right now. Grrrrr!
Me pee is bright yellow. It's the new vitamins I'm taking. Like... Super yellow! I'll take a pic next time to show you.
Kidding.
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Sunday, September 19, 2010
A picture that is worth a thousand words...
"Excuse me... *leans in* I'm gunna need this *grabs junk - cuts it off* Yep. Imma dry this out and let mah pooch munch on this sumbitch! Thanks!"
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Saturday, September 18, 2010
randoms.
More randomness for your reading pleasure... rawr.
I really enjoy waking up early on a Saturday morning, laying in bed, thinking about life and the going ons of life. I enjoy surfing the interwebs for new things, scrolling through Facebook, getting the updates on my peoples.
I have been finding some wicked awesome sites these days. It's snazzy business, this web stuff ;)
This morning I found this site: www.magcloud.com after hitting up Katie West's Tumblr (http://therealkatiewest.tumblr.com) Awesome! You can actually create a magazine... they will sell it, print it and mail it for you. I think that's a pretty cool fucking find. I pondered the idea, could I create something that people would buy and read? Haha, of course it's pretty much word of mouth and really, only the people that kinda know you or already know you would buy it. I still think it's a rad concept. I'm sure I'll find a use for it down the road some day.
I found this funny motherfucker a few days ago http://theoatmeal.com. Just check out the site, it speaks for itself. (Thanks Artimus.)
Saw this on http://therealkatiewest.tumblr.com/ and couldn’t help but do one of my own.
Sad songs I love:
• Here Without You - 3 Doors Down
• Love the Way You Lie – Eminem ft. Rihanna
• Stay - Sugarland
Favorite meal of the day, month of the year, day of the week:
• Breakfast
• September
• Saturday
My three biggest character flaws:
• Stubborn
• Avoid conflict to the point of shit building up causing me to blow up
• Really guarded
Happy songs I love:
• Part of Your World – Little Mermaid (lol!)
• Friend Like You – Joshua Radin
• It’s Me Bitches – Swizz Beatz
Favorite body parts:
• Back of neck
• tummy
• I can appreciate nice arms/snuggle worthy arms/ripped arms.
Dream jobs:
• Writer (I realize I would have to take a lot of schooling.)
• Doing something to help people, supporting my country, making a difference. (Military?)
• I dream of doing nothing for a job but I would still be busy doing stuff
Best sounds:
• a motorbike rippin’ by
• my dog dreaming
• listening to anything Tool
Things that terrify/fascinate me:
• love
• human emotions
• babies
I really enjoy waking up early on a Saturday morning, laying in bed, thinking about life and the going ons of life. I enjoy surfing the interwebs for new things, scrolling through Facebook, getting the updates on my peoples.
I have been finding some wicked awesome sites these days. It's snazzy business, this web stuff ;)
This morning I found this site: www.magcloud.com after hitting up Katie West's Tumblr (http://therealkatiewest.tumblr.com) Awesome! You can actually create a magazine... they will sell it, print it and mail it for you. I think that's a pretty cool fucking find. I pondered the idea, could I create something that people would buy and read? Haha, of course it's pretty much word of mouth and really, only the people that kinda know you or already know you would buy it. I still think it's a rad concept. I'm sure I'll find a use for it down the road some day.
I found this funny motherfucker a few days ago http://theoatmeal.com. Just check out the site, it speaks for itself. (Thanks Artimus.)
Saw this on http://therealkatiewest.tumblr.com/ and couldn’t help but do one of my own.
Sad songs I love:
• Here Without You - 3 Doors Down
• Love the Way You Lie – Eminem ft. Rihanna
• Stay - Sugarland
Favorite meal of the day, month of the year, day of the week:
• Breakfast
• September
• Saturday
My three biggest character flaws:
• Stubborn
• Avoid conflict to the point of shit building up causing me to blow up
• Really guarded
Happy songs I love:
• Part of Your World – Little Mermaid (lol!)
• Friend Like You – Joshua Radin
• It’s Me Bitches – Swizz Beatz
Favorite body parts:
• Back of neck
• tummy
• I can appreciate nice arms/snuggle worthy arms/ripped arms.
Dream jobs:
• Writer (I realize I would have to take a lot of schooling.)
• Doing something to help people, supporting my country, making a difference. (Military?)
• I dream of doing nothing for a job but I would still be busy doing stuff
Best sounds:
• a motorbike rippin’ by
• my dog dreaming
• listening to anything Tool
Things that terrify/fascinate me:
• love
• human emotions
• babies
Friday, September 17, 2010
Dream Dating
Baaaha! Just woke from a dream where I was on this dating show and everyone had dates but me. No one wanted to sit with me. Every time I'd start a convo they seemed all oober interested and once they found out that I was vegetarian/vegan they ran. *sad face*
The show people just made a dude sit with me and he had a fucking mullet and bad teeth. He seemed like a nice guy though.
It was awkward every time he tried to feed me meat. I finally bailed and had some salmon.
... Then my alarm woke me up!
I don't know why people get so awkward around the subject. I am not offended by meat at all. I don't get sick or offended when someone eats it in front of me.
I choose to eat the way I do not because of animal rights, but because I feel a million times more healthy and more energetic and alive. The best I've felt in years.
The first time in 2 years I ever really "flaunted" my life style is in my magazine article/interview. I wrote that article, no one wrote it for me - People constantly ask me who actually wrote it. I did! Haha! But yeah, I don't go around yelling it to the world.
Anyway, hello Friday! I've been looking forward to you. Smooches.
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Thursday, September 16, 2010
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Yea, I'm going there!
Why the hell not... Haven't done one of these in ages! xo Fally
Please don’t break the cycle, it is fun to learn different things about our friends!
A. Three names I go by: Fallon + Fally, + fallyz (Yes. I know. Super original shit, eh? haha!)
B. Three places I’ve lived: Spruce Grove, AB + Grande Prairie, AB + Edmonton, AB
C. Three places I’ve worked: MEHco Inc. + Air Canada + Boarder Paving
D. Three things I love to watch: YouTube vids, when I get the chance nowadays! + Rubi play in the dog park + Sports, any sport.
E. Three places I have been: Hell... Jkjk! Sydney, Australia + Houston, Texas + Ottawa, Ontario.
F. Three people that email me regularly: Amanda + Mom + ummm...? eBay?
G. Three things I love to eat: Famoso Pizza + Popcorn + Avocado
H. Three people I think will respond: No one + Not you + Nope, no you either.
I. Three things I am looking forward to: Mah' Caribbean Cruise in November + Xmas in Ottawa + Hopin' Australia in the new year!
J. Three things you miss: Carefree days + My youth + Yo momma!
So here's what you're supposed to do....and please do not spoil the fun. Delete my answers and type in your answers. (this was meant for email but if u wanna you can leave in a comment below) Then send this to a few good friends or family INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn something about each other.
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Please don’t break the cycle, it is fun to learn different things about our friends!
A. Three names I go by: Fallon + Fally, + fallyz (Yes. I know. Super original shit, eh? haha!)
B. Three places I’ve lived: Spruce Grove, AB + Grande Prairie, AB + Edmonton, AB
C. Three places I’ve worked: MEHco Inc. + Air Canada + Boarder Paving
D. Three things I love to watch: YouTube vids, when I get the chance nowadays! + Rubi play in the dog park + Sports, any sport.
E. Three places I have been: Hell... Jkjk! Sydney, Australia + Houston, Texas + Ottawa, Ontario.
F. Three people that email me regularly: Amanda + Mom + ummm...? eBay?
G. Three things I love to eat: Famoso Pizza + Popcorn + Avocado
H. Three people I think will respond: No one + Not you + Nope, no you either.
I. Three things I am looking forward to: Mah' Caribbean Cruise in November + Xmas in Ottawa + Hopin' Australia in the new year!
J. Three things you miss: Carefree days + My youth + Yo momma!
So here's what you're supposed to do....and please do not spoil the fun. Delete my answers and type in your answers. (this was meant for email but if u wanna you can leave in a comment below) Then send this to a few good friends or family INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn something about each other.
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Monday, September 13, 2010
Fally Cooks?
My first attempt at Vegan Chili... Or maybe it will be a stew? It will be a mystery concoction! Haha!
I just kinda threw everything into the slow cooker and I'm hoping for the best. I have no freaking idea how to spice things to taste good. *crossing fingers*
I'm definitely no cook. I came up with the idea when trying to figure out an easy fast meal to get more protein in my diet.
(No jizz jokes please... Okok, maybe a few. Annnnd GO!)
So yeah... Amanda and I will let you know how it turns out!
Fally Vegan Chili Stew
(I have no idea how much this will make yet. It's a full crock pot)
2 bricks Firm Tofu
1 Large White Onion, Chopped
2 Green Peppers, Chopped
6 Cups Canned Diced Tomatoes
2 cans Sliced Mushrooms
6 tsp Minced Garlic
6 tsp Olive Oil
1 tbsp Oregano
16 g Chili Powder
Yep, there you have it.
Break down
(keep in mind, this is the whole pot.)
Fat: 100g
Protein: 138g
2076 calories
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Location:Leyland Way,Spruce Grove,Canada
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Sit down, get comfy, read me.
This is going to be pretty random, but I know you wouldn't expect anything less from me...
I'm told I should write more. I don't know how many blogs I've said that in... But yeah, apparently I write "good". I'm glad some people recognize my awesome mcradness.
Years ago, I used to write an email every few months to my main peeps updating them on the going ons of this life I live - alias "Fally". An old neighbor told my mom, who told me, that they miss those emails. I blog now... Isn't this shit the queen bee of updateage? I thought so. But, perhaps, an email is more personal? Yes, I suppose it is.
I didn't come here this evening to write about that shit though, I came here to... Well to bitch and ponder about some life stuff.
Life is good.
Business could be better but I know we will get through it.
I am a loner. I love my me time.
I have been single for about 5 years. Am I ready for a "relationship"? I have no fucking idea. I find myself kind of in one though and I can't seem to kick the "single" mind. I find myself having single person thoughts and planning single person things. This makes me kind of step back and think, "Hm. Interesting. Is this a sign of some sort?" I have no fucking idea. I think I've been single for so long that it's like a habit, an addiction that I can't kick. I wouldn't say it's a bad habit, but a habit none the less.
I wish I could take all the bad shit and stomp on that mother bitch, and make it dead. Bye bye bad shit. Bad shit = bad people. Rotten assholes. Bitches. Manipulative bipolar mind fuckers and make them gone. People that keep getting away with evil. I'm sick of waiting for Karma... Fuck you Karma, you're on vacation or some shit cuz I aint seen ya around these parts in awhile.
Ugh, you'll get yours. One day. I'll WILL that shit to happen.
If I had a super power it would be to have the ability to make someone feel what they selfishly put someone else through. Like for example, if someone fucks me over, I'm going to feel pretty shitty. In the future, when they are feeling all fuckered after someone fucked them over, I would have the ability to make sure they automatically reference back to the time they fucked me over and they have that "UH HUH!" moment and feel even shittier because of everything. Sure that would be a pretty selfish, wacky super power but I often wish I could do that. (How can you tell I've been fuckered one too many times, eh?)
Fuck, all I wanna do is get a slush. Get some gummie bears. Put gummie bears in my slush and savior that shit.
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I'm told I should write more. I don't know how many blogs I've said that in... But yeah, apparently I write "good". I'm glad some people recognize my awesome mcradness.
Years ago, I used to write an email every few months to my main peeps updating them on the going ons of this life I live - alias "Fally". An old neighbor told my mom, who told me, that they miss those emails. I blog now... Isn't this shit the queen bee of updateage? I thought so. But, perhaps, an email is more personal? Yes, I suppose it is.
I didn't come here this evening to write about that shit though, I came here to... Well to bitch and ponder about some life stuff.
Life is good.
Business could be better but I know we will get through it.
I am a loner. I love my me time.
I have been single for about 5 years. Am I ready for a "relationship"? I have no fucking idea. I find myself kind of in one though and I can't seem to kick the "single" mind. I find myself having single person thoughts and planning single person things. This makes me kind of step back and think, "Hm. Interesting. Is this a sign of some sort?" I have no fucking idea. I think I've been single for so long that it's like a habit, an addiction that I can't kick. I wouldn't say it's a bad habit, but a habit none the less.
I wish I could take all the bad shit and stomp on that mother bitch, and make it dead. Bye bye bad shit. Bad shit = bad people. Rotten assholes. Bitches. Manipulative bipolar mind fuckers and make them gone. People that keep getting away with evil. I'm sick of waiting for Karma... Fuck you Karma, you're on vacation or some shit cuz I aint seen ya around these parts in awhile.
Ugh, you'll get yours. One day. I'll WILL that shit to happen.
If I had a super power it would be to have the ability to make someone feel what they selfishly put someone else through. Like for example, if someone fucks me over, I'm going to feel pretty shitty. In the future, when they are feeling all fuckered after someone fucked them over, I would have the ability to make sure they automatically reference back to the time they fucked me over and they have that "UH HUH!" moment and feel even shittier because of everything. Sure that would be a pretty selfish, wacky super power but I often wish I could do that. (How can you tell I've been fuckered one too many times, eh?)
Fuck, all I wanna do is get a slush. Get some gummie bears. Put gummie bears in my slush and savior that shit.
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Tuesday, September 7, 2010
I'm in the 2010 WOMANITION magazine
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Facebook status update triggers a story...
My friend Jeremy posted this Facebook status:
"How is a guy walking down the street with a knife in his hand not a threat to everyone around him?"
Which made me think of the following:
Years ago, I had to testify in court to convict this one dude... because he was FUCKING INSANE! I worked on a road crew, we were paving a road, the crazy guy pulled a bat on one of my crew members after ...the dude on my crew told him to slow down... Semi long story short, it went to court.
Anyway, the crazy guy walked into the court room, looked at me while patting the HUGE FUCKING HUNTING KNIFE HANGING OFF HIS BELT... yeah. This was OK? While I shit myself, my mom went and told one of the police officers and there was nothing they could do. *blink blink*
After all was said and done, the dude didn’t get charged. Fast forward a few years... Crazy dude shot up a residential area, killed a few cops and then killed himself. Yep. I try not to think about this shit... I try to stay in my happy bubble, but WOW!
Stay away from Knife Dudes... and people with bats for that matter. (Common sense? Yes.)
"How is a guy walking down the street with a knife in his hand not a threat to everyone around him?"
Which made me think of the following:
Years ago, I had to testify in court to convict this one dude... because he was FUCKING INSANE! I worked on a road crew, we were paving a road, the crazy guy pulled a bat on one of my crew members after ...the dude on my crew told him to slow down... Semi long story short, it went to court.
Anyway, the crazy guy walked into the court room, looked at me while patting the HUGE FUCKING HUNTING KNIFE HANGING OFF HIS BELT... yeah. This was OK? While I shit myself, my mom went and told one of the police officers and there was nothing they could do. *blink blink*
After all was said and done, the dude didn’t get charged. Fast forward a few years... Crazy dude shot up a residential area, killed a few cops and then killed himself. Yep. I try not to think about this shit... I try to stay in my happy bubble, but WOW!
Stay away from Knife Dudes... and people with bats for that matter. (Common sense? Yes.)
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
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