Sunday, April 18, 2010

SK baby

On my way home. Cell service is off and on. So far the highlight of my return trip: saw a yummy dude on a hog with no shirt and several road kills. Lemme know if you want me to pick you something up... Might have to fight with the natives a bit but Rubis got my back... Unless it's a dude native - she's scared of dudes - Then we are hooped.
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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Text

I get a random text this morning...

Stranger Danger: Hey, how's it going?
Fally: Who is this?
Stranger Danger: It's your favorite buddy
Fally: Not that I have many faves buuuttt ???
Stranger Danger: Take a guess Fallon
Fally: Ashley
Stranger Danger: I'm a dude
Fally: Baby Jesus?

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Garth is my Rex

Fally startles awake, "Who? What? Where?... Mmm and how?" she mutters into a semi-scream as she smiles to herself. She had just been dreaming about several, well-endowed, male dinosaurs that where trying to seduce her. Garth, the Rex with the Australian accent, wearing the lime green Speedo, was by far her favourite...

Seriously. WTF is wrong with me!!?

Baahaha!!


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