Drunkness on a plane...

Testing your patience... Sitting in the middle seat on a plane while sitting next to a drunk son'ova'bitch who talks to himself, expresses anger at everything, can't make the 'fucking tv thing work' while banging on it. Constantly looking out the window proclaiming loudly that the flight is taking too long and for it to hurry up. Spilling his drink on me but, also proclaiming loudly, that it was emply. Right, I just wet my own pants. The constant stench of alcohol is over welming and I can't stop sneezing and have a headache because of it. He can't sit still and keeps farting. Muthr'fuck!!! Testing ones patience. Fuck me.