<3 Manda & Fally <3

"It's like we are married, we just sleep in separate beds... And well... married people don't hump anyway!", said Fally to Amanda.

Amanda is awesome! She's the Jay to my Silent Bob...

The Beavis to my Butthead...

... The cheese to my macaroni! Haha!

I'm so lucky to have her in my life.
We are most def heterosexual life partners.

Heterosexual Life Partners as defined by Urban Dictionary:

"Two persons of the same gender who are best friends and commit to spend their lives together, yet never engage in any type of homosexual relations with one another."

Some famous examples of heterosexual life partners: Jay and Silent Bob, Beavis and Butthead, Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel, Cheech and Chong, Beto and Raul, Pace and Baier.

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GIMME YOUR OPINION!

A bud brought this subject up today and I wanted to see what my people had to say about it:

How many guys could a woman sleep with before being considered a "slut"? How many women could a guy hump before being called a man-whore?

All opinions welcome.

2010 Rocky Mountain GS Challenge Champion!

This is my step Dad, Pat Horan, he is the 2010 Rocky Mountain GS Challenge Champion! SO PROUD!

Info on event: http://bmwmcmag.com/2010/08/rocky-mountain-gs-challenge/



He heads to Africa for the BMW Motorrad International GS Trophy 2010, taking place from 13th to 24th of November, 2010.

"This unforgettable event will see the best amat...eur riders from Europe, Japan, Canada and the USA. For eight days they'll experience motorcycle adventures and team spirit on spectacular terrain in the country currently hosting the FIFA Soccer World Championship."

Resource: http://www.ultimatemotorcycling.com/2010/bmw-motorcycle-gs-challenge-event-recap)

SO COOL! :D

if you had 77 dollars in pennies, would you a.) drop them one by one off the empire state building b.) toss them in a wishing well and make wirshers or c.) masturbate?

Masturbate while I'm throwing them off the Empire State Building into a wishing well.

Ask me anything

More quotableness

My friend texts me after seeing a photo I posted of a hella tight granny I saw at the gym...

GRANNY LOVER KID: "Lol. That is some nice granny ass."

FALLY: "I kno rite!"

GRANNY LOVER KID: "Does the face match the ass?"

FALLY: "She's a good looking granny"

GRANNY LOVER KID: "Nice. The world needs more of those"

FALLY: "I prefer them yummy daddy and grandpa types. But yeah ;)"

GRANNY LOVER KID: "Haha. Hmmm. We should go old people hunting together. Lol"

FALLY: "Hahaha! Game on"

GRANNY LOVER KID: "Only hotties tho."

FALLY: "Well duh... Tho money is hot. If they wanna spank me and spoil me, a winkle won't stand between that kinda love"

GRANNY LOVER KID: "Hahahaha...

Hmmm. Your mom looks kinda yummy. :p"

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FALLY: *HULKSMASH GRANNY LOVER KID FACE*

... And then I kill him in the butt.

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Personal Assistant Job interview

Job: Personal Assistant to Relieve "Tension"

Interviewer: "Well I am looking for a personal assistant for just such a job. Think you can handle it? ;)"

Interviewee: "I can more then handle it... I'm not only hands on, I'm very good orally and I can sit in on any meeting. I'm your girl."

Interviewer: "Hmmm. Your resume is sounding quite good. The job might require your skills more than once per day, would this be a problem? Also a second part to the job is that you must be willing to work in the receiving department? I hope these still meet your requirements for the position."

Interviewee: "I have a great resume, many skills. I show true enthusiasm and put forth my best efforts in all aspects of my job. I will work on call and I'll be there when ever my services are required. I love working in receiving. What kinds of things will I be required to do in receiving?"

Interviewer: "There are many positions in receiving that will be required for you to work in. I prefer you in the face down ass up department, but thats just me. You'll also need to be able to multitask and be good at receiving large objects... Mainly just one."

Interviewee: "Oh, I'm qualified for all receiving positions. I received honors in face down ass up. Will you be behind me, showing me the ways you like things done before I get a position of my choosing? You'll see that Multitasking 69 and Oversized Receiving is also listed on my resume. I specialize in receiving large items and getting them into tight places."

Interviewer: "Your fucking HIRED! ;) When can you start?"

Interviewee: "I've already started... ;)"

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Baahaha! That was an [amazingly creative] text conversion I had with a friend of time. Had to share. :D

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Quotable

F: "Does that stuff affect your sex drive?"

A: "Some people it goes up, some it goes down... Why?"

F: "I think mine went down..."

*** Suzuki GSXR drives by... ***

A: "... did it just go up again?"

BAAAHAA! <3


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