What would be YOUR famous last words?

What would be YOUR famous last words?

Answer here

Replay.

I wrote this a few years ago, I just edited it a bit and wanted to have a "copy" of it.
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BEYOND FREE
Beyond my control, I fell for you instantly.
Beyond my control, you broke me suddenly.

Took me years to feel, years to care, longer to love.
It took you only moments take that away.

You got me when, I was too much for many.
I'm told I will find someone that fits me like a puzzle piece.
You were supposed to be, the missing pieces to my puzzled heart.

Your emotionless break up haunts me.
My love isn't supposed to throw me away.
My love isn't supposed to, hurt me like this.

Only threads keep me sewn to a once loving memory.
Within my control, I will no longer feel.
Within my control, I will break free

Chubby

This new, heavier set girl in my spin class was telling everyone why she was there, “Oh I’m going to Mexico I’m a month, need to lose weight!”

Automatically the asshole in me thought, “Honey! You don’t need spin class, you need a fucking miracle!” Then, I laughed, inside of course.

I have no place to talk, me and my chubby butt, BUT it’s people like that that piss me off and make me wanna kick babies… She’s rarely there and the class was full, so real, committed, “regulars”, people couldn’t join.

NOTE: Grace, if you read this, I love you and you are awesome and I’m sure you’re a miracle worker, but jeez!

Would you rather have the ability to fly, or the ability to breathe underwater?

Well since 2012 is crawling closer and closer I think that the ability to breathe under water would come in handy. I'm all over that 'ish!

What ya got? Gimme your best shot!

What website do you spend the most time on?

Facebook #fail haha! le sigh. Twitter (@fallyz) is a close second and my newest obesssion is tumblr! http://fallyz.tumblr.com

What ya got? Gimme your best shot!

Tard Issues.

I'm a tard. I brought my laptop home with loads of shit to do tonight. Work stuff. Play stuff. Research. BUT what do I do? I forget to bring the fakkin cord home. Rare does that happen and rare do I actually use it at all in the evening. #FallyFail Le sigh. I be crankin out the usage on the good old iPhone 3Gs tonight.

I want an iPad. It would be a toy, I don't think there would be much use for it otherwise.

I wanna iMac too while I'm whining. I have a Dell... In the industry I'm in, I had to go with Dell. It's great and all, but it's no Mac. Le sigh.

The Internet is fucking nuts slow right now. Grrrrr!

Me pee is bright yellow. It's the new vitamins I'm taking. Like... Super yellow! I'll take a pic next time to show you.

Kidding.

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A picture that is worth a thousand words...

"Excuse me... *leans in* I'm gunna need this *grabs junk - cuts it off* Yep. Imma dry this out and let mah pooch munch on this sumbitch! Thanks!"

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