Save Me
Nicki Minaj
I drove for miles just to find you
and find myself
all these screams
all these voices in my head
you gave me strength
gave me hope
for a lifetime
I never was satisfied
(Chorus)
This time won't you save me
This time won't you save me
Baby I can feel myself givin' up
This time won't you save me
This time won't you save me
Baby I can feel myself givin' up
It's not your fault
I'm a bitch
I'm a monster
Yes I'm a beast
And I feast when I conquer
But I'm alone
On my throne
All these witches
I came this way
All this way
Just to say
(Chorus)
I'm givin' up baby
Yes
I'm givin' up baby
(Spoken)
(Feels like I've been driving for miles and I can't seem to silence these voices in my head. Who'll save me?)
Monday, January 24, 2011
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Vegan Coconut Soup
Mmmm Can someone make this for me?? I hate cooking!

Vegan Laksa
Serves 4
What You Need:
8 ounces dried rice noodles
1 cup shallots, coarsely chopped
1 stalk lemongrass, white part only, crushed
2 teaspoons Asian chile paste, plus more to serve
2 teaspoons fresh ginger, grated
2 teaspoons ground coriander
2 teaspoons curry powder
1 teaspoon paprika
1/2 teaspoon ground turmeric
1/2 teaspoon cayenne
1 tablespoon canola oil
3-1/2 cups vegetable stock
1 tablespoon sugar
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1 14-ounce can coconut milk
8 ounces extra-firm tofu, cubed
1 cup bean sprouts, blanched
3 scallions, sliced
1 cucumber, peeled, seeded, and chopped
1 bunch cilantro, chopped
1 cup pineapple, chopped
Lime wedges, to serve
What You Do:
1. In a bowl of hot water, soak the rice noodles. In a food processor, combine the shallots, lemongrass, chile paste, and ginger, and process to a paste. Add the coriander, curry powder, paprika, turmeric, and cayenne, and process until blended.
2. In a large pot over medium heat, heat the oil. Add the shallot mixture and cook, stirring, for 3 minutes, adding a small amount of stock to prevent burning. Stir in the remaining stock and bring to a boil.
3. Reduce heat to medium and add the sugar, salt, and pepper. Simmer for 20 minutes then stir in the coconut milk and heat until hot, without boiling. Add the rice noodles and tofu and simmer for 7 minutes.
4. To serve, divide the bean sprouts and scallions among four soup bowls and ladle in the soup. Garnish with cucumber, cilantro, and pineapple. Serve with lime wedges and additional chile paste.
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Vegan Laksa
Serves 4
What You Need:
8 ounces dried rice noodles
1 cup shallots, coarsely chopped
1 stalk lemongrass, white part only, crushed
2 teaspoons Asian chile paste, plus more to serve
2 teaspoons fresh ginger, grated
2 teaspoons ground coriander
2 teaspoons curry powder
1 teaspoon paprika
1/2 teaspoon ground turmeric
1/2 teaspoon cayenne
1 tablespoon canola oil
3-1/2 cups vegetable stock
1 tablespoon sugar
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1 14-ounce can coconut milk
8 ounces extra-firm tofu, cubed
1 cup bean sprouts, blanched
3 scallions, sliced
1 cucumber, peeled, seeded, and chopped
1 bunch cilantro, chopped
1 cup pineapple, chopped
Lime wedges, to serve
What You Do:
1. In a bowl of hot water, soak the rice noodles. In a food processor, combine the shallots, lemongrass, chile paste, and ginger, and process to a paste. Add the coriander, curry powder, paprika, turmeric, and cayenne, and process until blended.
2. In a large pot over medium heat, heat the oil. Add the shallot mixture and cook, stirring, for 3 minutes, adding a small amount of stock to prevent burning. Stir in the remaining stock and bring to a boil.
3. Reduce heat to medium and add the sugar, salt, and pepper. Simmer for 20 minutes then stir in the coconut milk and heat until hot, without boiling. Add the rice noodles and tofu and simmer for 7 minutes.
4. To serve, divide the bean sprouts and scallions among four soup bowls and ladle in the soup. Garnish with cucumber, cilantro, and pineapple. Serve with lime wedges and additional chile paste.
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Friday, December 24, 2010
Because I wanna!
Bucket List
Hit forward and place an X by all the things you've done and remove the X from the ones you have not, and send it to your friends (including me). This is for your entire life!
(X) Shot a gun
(x) Gone on a blind date
(x) Skipped school
(x) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Alaska
( ) Been to Cuba
( ) Been to Europe
(x) Been to Las Vegas
(x) Been to Mexico
(x) Been to Florida
( ) Been to California
(x) Been to USA
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Been on a Cruise Ship
( ) Been on a one day Lake Cruise Ship
( ) Served on a Jury
(x) Been lost
(x) Been on the opposite side of the country
( ) Gone to New York City
(x) Swam in the Ocean
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played Cops and Robbers
(x) Played Cowboys and Indians
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid for a meal with coins only
(x) Made prank phone calls
(x) Laughed until some beverage came out of your nose
( ) Read the Bible completely through
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) Been kissed under the mistletoe
( ) Watched the sunrise with someone
(x) Blown bubbles
(x) Gone ice skating
(x) Gone skiing
(x) Camped out under the stars
(x) Seen something so beautiful that it took your breath away
( ) Are or have you been married
( ) Have children
( ) Been skinny dipping outdoors
(x) Been fishing
(x) Been boating
(x) Been water skiing
(x) Been hiking
(x) Been camping in a trailer/RV
(x) Flown in a small 4-seater airplane
( ) Flown in a glider
( ) Been flying in a helicopter
( ) Been flying in a hot air balloon
( ) Been BUNGEE-jumping
( ) Gone to a drive-in movie
(x) Done something that should have killed you
(x) Done something that you will regret for the rest of your life
( ) Been to Africa
( ) Ever ride an elephant
(x) Ever eaten just cookies for dinner
(x) Ever been on T.V.
( ) Ever steal any traffic signs (town sign)
(x) Ever been in a car accident
(x) Had a nickname
(x) Name ever been in the local paper
( ) Ever been to Asia
(x) Ever been to Australia
( ) Been sky-diving
( ) Been in a stock car
Favorite drink: water
Do you drive a 4-door vehicle: yes
Favorite Number: 3
Favorite holiday: anything with family
Favorite Dessert: Cheese cake
Where do you see yourself in 10 years: 38 years old. Wow. Shit.
Where is the farthest you will send this: Australia
Who will respond to this the fastest: no idea.
Hit forward and place an X by all the things you've done and remove the X from the ones you have not, and send it to your friends (including me). This is for your entire life!
(X) Shot a gun
(x) Gone on a blind date
(x) Skipped school
(x) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Alaska
( ) Been to Cuba
( ) Been to Europe
(x) Been to Las Vegas
(x) Been to Mexico
(x) Been to Florida
( ) Been to California
(x) Been to USA
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Been on a Cruise Ship
( ) Been on a one day Lake Cruise Ship
( ) Served on a Jury
(x) Been lost
(x) Been on the opposite side of the country
( ) Gone to New York City
(x) Swam in the Ocean
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played Cops and Robbers
(x) Played Cowboys and Indians
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid for a meal with coins only
(x) Made prank phone calls
(x) Laughed until some beverage came out of your nose
( ) Read the Bible completely through
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) Been kissed under the mistletoe
( ) Watched the sunrise with someone
(x) Blown bubbles
(x) Gone ice skating
(x) Gone skiing
(x) Camped out under the stars
(x) Seen something so beautiful that it took your breath away
( ) Are or have you been married
( ) Have children
( ) Been skinny dipping outdoors
(x) Been fishing
(x) Been boating
(x) Been water skiing
(x) Been hiking
(x) Been camping in a trailer/RV
(x) Flown in a small 4-seater airplane
( ) Flown in a glider
( ) Been flying in a helicopter
( ) Been flying in a hot air balloon
( ) Been BUNGEE-jumping
( ) Gone to a drive-in movie
(x) Done something that should have killed you
(x) Done something that you will regret for the rest of your life
( ) Been to Africa
( ) Ever ride an elephant
(x) Ever eaten just cookies for dinner
(x) Ever been on T.V.
( ) Ever steal any traffic signs (town sign)
(x) Ever been in a car accident
(x) Had a nickname
(x) Name ever been in the local paper
( ) Ever been to Asia
(x) Ever been to Australia
( ) Been sky-diving
( ) Been in a stock car
Favorite drink: water
Do you drive a 4-door vehicle: yes
Favorite Number: 3
Favorite holiday: anything with family
Favorite Dessert: Cheese cake
Where do you see yourself in 10 years: 38 years old. Wow. Shit.
Where is the farthest you will send this: Australia
Who will respond to this the fastest: no idea.
Friday, December 10, 2010
Oh Winter...
Oh Summer, dearest Summer... PLEASE come back. I'm sorry you felt the need to leave... I will beg you to come back if I have to.
Though, I have to tell you... while you have been away I cheated on you with Heated McBlanket and Wooley McSockies.
Ever notice that pumping your gas actually takes LONGER in -20C. They totally slow down the pumps... TOTALLY.
My chubs get so cold. My love handles and ass NEVER get warm. It's probably a good thing I'm single, I'm sure touching cold fat opposed to warm fat would be way more of a turn off.
I need someone from a warm place to adopt me. I could deal with days and days of rain over snow.
Le sigh.
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Though, I have to tell you... while you have been away I cheated on you with Heated McBlanket and Wooley McSockies.
Ever notice that pumping your gas actually takes LONGER in -20C. They totally slow down the pumps... TOTALLY.
My chubs get so cold. My love handles and ass NEVER get warm. It's probably a good thing I'm single, I'm sure touching cold fat opposed to warm fat would be way more of a turn off.
I need someone from a warm place to adopt me. I could deal with days and days of rain over snow.
Le sigh.
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Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Where's the Off Switch?
Grrr can't sleep. Turn off Brain! You and I, we can't change the world, people are going to keep sucking and we're gunna hurt some times, but we got this. Now sleep, we can plan world domination between the hours of 8 am - 9 pm.
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Saturday, December 4, 2010
Stuff & Junk Rantness
Don't talk shit about another country or race... ESPECIALLY when you're in an international airport, you hick American racist piece of shit.
If your kid is running around like a rabid dog, this isn't going to be any better on the plane. Drug that thing, STAT!
Yes, I heard you... as did the whole fucking airport. I know you THINK you're funny... but um, you're not.
Positive one:
I think it's rad.com that the airlines in the States call on the military personal first... Even before first class and preferred fliers. Very awesome, I applaud you for that America. :)
Ok, I don't want to assume anything here BUT, I only see this when I'm in the USA. Ladies, American Ladies... You do know that you're supposed to pee IN the toilet right? 99% of the toilets I've come across have piss all over the seats. What the fucking fuck!!??
You know you're dealing with an inconsiderate ho bag when you have 3 flight attendants standing around you, telling you to sit down as we are taxing out on the runway and you still remain standing, playing with your phone, fucking around with your bag, declaring that you are turning it off. Hey, dumb ass, you're holding up the flight, sorry it's such a inconvenience for you to fly, but please oh please sit the fuck down! If I miss my connecting flight, not only are you going to have to deal with the wrath known as Fally, all that bad karma is going to fuck you, HARD, right up the ass... I'm just sayin'.
Dealing with your loud, spoiled brat toddler by yelling over said spoiled brat toddler... TEACHES HIM NOTHING! (Hey, I'm no parent here, but SERIOUSLY??!!)
Geezus fuk! I hate people.
Stay tuned! traveling always causes these ranty blogs from yours truly.
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If your kid is running around like a rabid dog, this isn't going to be any better on the plane. Drug that thing, STAT!
Yes, I heard you... as did the whole fucking airport. I know you THINK you're funny... but um, you're not.
Positive one:
I think it's rad.com that the airlines in the States call on the military personal first... Even before first class and preferred fliers. Very awesome, I applaud you for that America. :)
Ok, I don't want to assume anything here BUT, I only see this when I'm in the USA. Ladies, American Ladies... You do know that you're supposed to pee IN the toilet right? 99% of the toilets I've come across have piss all over the seats. What the fucking fuck!!??
You know you're dealing with an inconsiderate ho bag when you have 3 flight attendants standing around you, telling you to sit down as we are taxing out on the runway and you still remain standing, playing with your phone, fucking around with your bag, declaring that you are turning it off. Hey, dumb ass, you're holding up the flight, sorry it's such a inconvenience for you to fly, but please oh please sit the fuck down! If I miss my connecting flight, not only are you going to have to deal with the wrath known as Fally, all that bad karma is going to fuck you, HARD, right up the ass... I'm just sayin'.
Dealing with your loud, spoiled brat toddler by yelling over said spoiled brat toddler... TEACHES HIM NOTHING! (Hey, I'm no parent here, but SERIOUSLY??!!)
Geezus fuk! I hate people.
Stay tuned! traveling always causes these ranty blogs from yours truly.
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Day 9 - Flippy Floppy Adventure
Day 9
December 4, 2010
"Stay humble", said the Customs Guard with a smile when I went through US Customs this morning. I laughed as I'm sporting my HUMBLECOCK shirt today, I'm so classy.
Mandy and I woke around 7 am. No rush for anything this morning as we had a late check out, because our flight isn't until 3 pm today. So we watched Couples Retreat and waited for our number to be announced.

I'm sick of people! I'm sick of lines! We lined up to get off the boat. We lined up to get our luggage. We lined up for customs. We lined up for a taxi. We lined up to check our bags at the airport. We lined up to go through security. We are now in the Fort Lauderdale airport waiting for our flight. And, I'm just guessing here, but I am sure the lining up hasn't come to an end yet! We will line up to get on the flight, and line up to sit down and to board our other flight and... Oh yes, line up for customs again. Haha!
Picture of a picture. Bought this one. Turned out awesome!

I have my sound eliminator headphone on right now and I can still hear the Asian family clear as day talking. Mannnn they are loud.

The cruise consisted of 20% caucasian peeps, 40% Asian and 40% black people. No kidding. It was an odd mix actually. There was a Loy of Americans on there. We were definitely out numbered.
Ok, going to post this... Perhaps there will be a part 2 for the day if anything interesting happens on journey home.
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December 4, 2010
"Stay humble", said the Customs Guard with a smile when I went through US Customs this morning. I laughed as I'm sporting my HUMBLECOCK shirt today, I'm so classy.
Mandy and I woke around 7 am. No rush for anything this morning as we had a late check out, because our flight isn't until 3 pm today. So we watched Couples Retreat and waited for our number to be announced.
I'm sick of people! I'm sick of lines! We lined up to get off the boat. We lined up to get our luggage. We lined up for customs. We lined up for a taxi. We lined up to check our bags at the airport. We lined up to go through security. We are now in the Fort Lauderdale airport waiting for our flight. And, I'm just guessing here, but I am sure the lining up hasn't come to an end yet! We will line up to get on the flight, and line up to sit down and to board our other flight and... Oh yes, line up for customs again. Haha!
Picture of a picture. Bought this one. Turned out awesome!
I have my sound eliminator headphone on right now and I can still hear the Asian family clear as day talking. Mannnn they are loud.
The cruise consisted of 20% caucasian peeps, 40% Asian and 40% black people. No kidding. It was an odd mix actually. There was a Loy of Americans on there. We were definitely out numbered.
Ok, going to post this... Perhaps there will be a part 2 for the day if anything interesting happens on journey home.
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