Oh Summer, dearest Summer... PLEASE come back. I'm sorry you felt the need to leave... I will beg you to come back if I have to.
Though, I have to tell you... while you have been away I cheated on you with Heated McBlanket and Wooley McSockies.
Ever notice that pumping your gas actually takes LONGER in -20C. They totally slow down the pumps... TOTALLY.
My chubs get so cold. My love handles and ass NEVER get warm. It's probably a good thing I'm single, I'm sure touching cold fat opposed to warm fat would be way more of a turn off.
I need someone from a warm place to adopt me. I could deal with days and days of rain over snow.
Le sigh.
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