Poo, It's a dogs life

No matter how awesome you are, one cannot look cool standing there while your dog takes a shit. (I would know.)

In other news, why does it take a dog 20 fucking minutes to find the "perfect" spot to shit...

*sniff sniff - spin spin - sniff sniff - spin - squat - sniff - stand up
- spin - sniff sniff* It seems like it's never going to end! You are taking a shit... on the ground, I'm sure it's offended no matter how you look at it!

PLUS, seconds later, with my hand only protected by a thin layer of plastic, while you stare at me like I am insane, I gotta pick it that shit up right after you're done anyway.

Phhht, whatever! Know what, Dog? At the end of the day, (once one make up ones mind where the PERFECT spot is to make a fecal deposit) I'm not the one that semi-sits there all awkward-like, pooping in PUBLIC! Sooo, the jokes on you... I think...?

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