<3 Manda & Fally <3

"It's like we are married, we just sleep in separate beds... And well... married people don't hump anyway!", said Fally to Amanda.

Amanda is awesome! She's the Jay to my Silent Bob...

The Beavis to my Butthead...

... The cheese to my macaroni! Haha!

I'm so lucky to have her in my life.
We are most def heterosexual life partners.

Heterosexual Life Partners as defined by Urban Dictionary:

"Two persons of the same gender who are best friends and commit to spend their lives together, yet never engage in any type of homosexual relations with one another."

Some famous examples of heterosexual life partners: Jay and Silent Bob, Beavis and Butthead, Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel, Cheech and Chong, Beto and Raul, Pace and Baier.

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GIMME YOUR OPINION!

A bud brought this subject up today and I wanted to see what my people had to say about it:

How many guys could a woman sleep with before being considered a "slut"? How many women could a guy hump before being called a man-whore?

All opinions welcome.

2010 Rocky Mountain GS Challenge Champion!

This is my step Dad, Pat Horan, he is the 2010 Rocky Mountain GS Challenge Champion! SO PROUD!

Info on event: http://bmwmcmag.com/2010/08/rocky-mountain-gs-challenge/



He heads to Africa for the BMW Motorrad International GS Trophy 2010, taking place from 13th to 24th of November, 2010.

"This unforgettable event will see the best amat...eur riders from Europe, Japan, Canada and the USA. For eight days they'll experience motorcycle adventures and team spirit on spectacular terrain in the country currently hosting the FIFA Soccer World Championship."

Resource: http://www.ultimatemotorcycling.com/2010/bmw-motorcycle-gs-challenge-event-recap)

SO COOL! :D

if you had 77 dollars in pennies, would you a.) drop them one by one off the empire state building b.) toss them in a wishing well and make wirshers or c.) masturbate?

Masturbate while I'm throwing them off the Empire State Building into a wishing well.

Ask me anything

More quotableness

My friend texts me after seeing a photo I posted of a hella tight granny I saw at the gym...

GRANNY LOVER KID: "Lol. That is some nice granny ass."

FALLY: "I kno rite!"

GRANNY LOVER KID: "Does the face match the ass?"

FALLY: "She's a good looking granny"

GRANNY LOVER KID: "Nice. The world needs more of those"

FALLY: "I prefer them yummy daddy and grandpa types. But yeah ;)"

GRANNY LOVER KID: "Haha. Hmmm. We should go old people hunting together. Lol"

FALLY: "Hahaha! Game on"

GRANNY LOVER KID: "Only hotties tho."

FALLY: "Well duh... Tho money is hot. If they wanna spank me and spoil me, a winkle won't stand between that kinda love"

GRANNY LOVER KID: "Hahahaha...

Hmmm. Your mom looks kinda yummy. :p"

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FALLY: *HULKSMASH GRANNY LOVER KID FACE*

... And then I kill him in the butt.

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Personal Assistant Job interview

Job: Personal Assistant to Relieve "Tension"

Interviewer: "Well I am looking for a personal assistant for just such a job. Think you can handle it? ;)"

Interviewee: "I can more then handle it... I'm not only hands on, I'm very good orally and I can sit in on any meeting. I'm your girl."

Interviewer: "Hmmm. Your resume is sounding quite good. The job might require your skills more than once per day, would this be a problem? Also a second part to the job is that you must be willing to work in the receiving department? I hope these still meet your requirements for the position."

Interviewee: "I have a great resume, many skills. I show true enthusiasm and put forth my best efforts in all aspects of my job. I will work on call and I'll be there when ever my services are required. I love working in receiving. What kinds of things will I be required to do in receiving?"

Interviewer: "There are many positions in receiving that will be required for you to work in. I prefer you in the face down ass up department, but thats just me. You'll also need to be able to multitask and be good at receiving large objects... Mainly just one."

Interviewee: "Oh, I'm qualified for all receiving positions. I received honors in face down ass up. Will you be behind me, showing me the ways you like things done before I get a position of my choosing? You'll see that Multitasking 69 and Oversized Receiving is also listed on my resume. I specialize in receiving large items and getting them into tight places."

Interviewer: "Your fucking HIRED! ;) When can you start?"

Interviewee: "I've already started... ;)"

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Baahaha! That was an [amazingly creative] text conversion I had with a friend of time. Had to share. :D

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Quotable

F: "Does that stuff affect your sex drive?"

A: "Some people it goes up, some it goes down... Why?"

F: "I think mine went down..."

*** Suzuki GSXR drives by... ***

A: "... did it just go up again?"

BAAAHAA! <3


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Location:Spruce Grove,Canada

WoW. Literally.

Him: "Would you like me if I started playing wow again?"
Me: "..."
Him: "What?"
Me: "Good luck finding a girl that would like you after finding out you play WoW."

The above is a text convo that I had with someone that I've been seeing. He mentioned it because he knows how I feel about the game. I have teetered on weather or not I should go into more detail, but I think I'll just leave it at that.

Seriously?
WoW.
Fuck.

I know fists full of lives that WoW (World of Warcraft) has messed with. I have had several conversations with people that have had to personally deal with a WoW addiction, or family and friends that have had to deal with the addiction. I am sure that you can randomly ask anyone and they will know someone or knows someone that knows someone that has a or had to deal with someone that has a WoW addiction. It's just crazy!

I don't just want to hammer down on WoW, although, it is the biggest culprit. There are other popular MMO (Massively Multiplayer Online or MMORPG which stands for Massively Multiplayer On-line Role-Playing Game.) games out there that people are overly obsessed with. Second Life is another popular one.

I am an active person. I get out of the house, do stuff. I socialize, interact with REAL people. I know this is where many MMO players will argue that they are socializing. Talking to people online is a whole other level of socialization, it’s the anti-social of “Socialization” and it's not a healthy. These gamers are sitting around for hours, “talking” to people, getting to that next level. Anyone can see that there is a problem with that... Though, I know that some gamers have and still will try to defend this topic.

I'm not making these comments and writing a blog on this topic blindly. I have several friends that had to deal with a spouse that had video game addictions and online/Internet addictions, 95% of those relationships are no more. I see, observe and learn from everything around me. Even though I know many people that play video games and I have dated many that have played a lot, it hasn't become a direct problem in a relationship. However, I have had roommates that played MMO games, lost jobs, hibernated in their rooms and evidently could no longer pay rent and had to move.

WOW! (LITERALLY!) There is a website for WoW addicts. www.wowdetox.com. There are some really sad stories on there too. This was one of my favourite quotes from the site, “World of Real Life > World of Warcraft”. They recommend suicide hot lines. Holy shit.

There is even a Wikipedia page: www.wikihow.com/Break-a-World-of-Warcraft-Addiction or how about www.wikihow.com/Overcome-an-MMORPG-Addiction

A friend of mine, that has played MMO games and has experienced someone being addicted to a MMO game, wrote, "I think MMO players in general have a harder time maintaining relationships because they can't differentiate between real life and the game and they fuck up their priorities." Very true.

Anyway, in the end, isn't there a reason he stopped playing in the first place? I will not tell him what to do. That is not my place but I do have a choice. I don't know if I want to invest more time and potentially more of my heart into someone that is into that stuff.

I welcome people to comment... current players, ex-players and even ones that have been personally affected by this problem.

More interesting links:
http://www.spike.com/blog/10-deaths-caused-by/74056
http://ezinearticles.com/?Deaths-Caused-by-Video-Games&id=1916512
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_game_controversy

Tattoos?

I was at the store just now in Kemptville, Ontario with my Nanny. A guy stops me and says, "Lots of tattoos!" while he smiles at me and says nothing more... I'm like, "Yeah!" ...more silence. I look around ??? ... He finally says, "Cool!" and I just smile again and walk away. It was so weird!

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My Kinda Guys

After much observation over the years, I have come to the conclusion that I generally attract two types of guys...

The Older Fella
Those older guy types that are usually unhappily married or divorced have had years of horribly boring sex, or worse, no sex at all. Their children, if any, are older, late teens or early to mid 20s. Basically the dude that is old enough to be my father. This type was probably a studly stud back in the day and married young. They found a hot piece of ass, that later turned into a hag, got fat and lazy, and only married him because: a.) He had money and a good career with potential. b.) Her parents told her to. c.) She had the baby itch, she wasn't getting any younger and he would make cute babies. This older fella is extremely horny, almost like he is trying to make up for lost time. They LOVE my boobs. They want to try all the kinky shit. They love to be called "Daddy" and they want to take care of their "Naughty Baby Girl". They adore the hell out of me.

The other type of guy that tends to dig me...

The Geeky Geek
The scrawny, geeky guy that was most likely the shy loner type in school but kinda filled out and kind of looks kinda hot now. These guys have little to no sexual experience but wish they did and are eager to learn. They tend to over achieve on the gentleman stuff but one can't help but find it sweet, even though it lacks that smooth studlyness, you still kinda wanna hump em. This is the type that isn't generally long term relationship material. They LOVE my boobs. Sex is pretty low key with this type, but they think it is amazing as fuck. Basically I'd teach them a thing or two in bed, rock the shit out of their world for a while and send them on their way to find their geeky geek girl and rock her world.

So there you have it, those are the types that I attract.

It shall be noted that I am happily single at 28 years old. I don't really have a type, though when asked what my type is, my newest answer is "... The type that doesn't want kids."

Thank you, come again!

- Fally

Another life saved...

Evil Amanda is driving, she sees a bird, steers towards it yelling, "Biiiirdy!!"

Fally yells, "Noooo!! Karma!! Bad Karma!!"

Thankfully she didn't hit it, phew!

Another life saved. Karma is a bitch. Wash your hands after pooping, kids.

Super Fally signing off.


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Another textual convo

A friend I haven't talked to in a while texts me...

J: Whats new?

F: At movie with Amanda. How are u?

J: Not to bad worn out but good. whats new and exciting?

F: I'm getting married and having a kid

J: Sweet lol. You dont lie well

F: It's ur kid

J: Pff right?

F: ;)

J: I doubt you love me that much lol

F: What's love got to do with it!? *breaks into song*

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I'm in love with a stripper...

After some miscommunication on a dancing invite...

Z: Why? What kind of dancing did you previously do?

Fally: Bar dancing. Haha :)

Z: Wait. You mean pole dancing?

Fally: Yeah. I was a stripper.

Haha! I love fuckin' with people. ;)

Note: I was never a stripper.

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have you ever ridden an animal that was not a horse but would still be considered legal to mention on the internet?

Your mom.

Ask me anything

“Why don’t you want kids?”

“Why don’t you want kids?”
I’m asked this question a lot and you'll hopefully find all the explanation you need here.

It takes guts to tell people that I don’t want kids because it seems to be a never ending battle. It’s starting to take a toll on my sanity.

The biggest battle I face, almost daily, is with my mother. She’s DYING to be a grandmother. Even though my brother will have children, she tells me it’s not the same. She says that there is a closeness a daughter, a baby and her mother can share. I will mention a guy, even if it’s just a friend, and she’ll ask almost instantly, if he wants children. Either way, what does it matter? I, ME, YOUR DAUGHTER, does not.

People are often offended when I say I don't want children. Why? I'm not offended when they tell me they want or have children. (Though, often, I’m offended BY your children. Seriously, you need to beat them or something – Ha.) Having kids isn't for everyone just like not having kids isn't for everyone.

Kudos to every parent out there. I could never do it. I’m sure they aren’t full of shit when people say that raising a kid is the hardest thing you’ll ever to do. I admire every last one of you. I encourage you to have your children, populate, raise our next world leader or astronaut or lawyer.

Don’t get me wrong, I like kids but I’m generally pretty awkward around them. There are a select few little people out there that I think are pretty rad and I can stand to be around for longer than 5 seconds.

I knew in my early teens that I didn’t want kids. I don't want to go through pregnancy. I don’t want to have all the changes to my body. I’ve never desired to be a mother. It’s just not my thing. I understand that several people have the desire, that urge, that "baby itch" - I've never had that feeling. I'm 27 and I doubt I ever will. I love my freedom, I love last minute vacations, I enjoy my sleep and sanity.

I just feel how I feel... I have to think that defending this topic is along the lines of gay people having to explain and defend their feelings. Wow.

“You’re selfish.”
You bet. Wouldn’t it be even more selfish for me to bring a child into this world that I don’t want? There are a lot of kids out there that fall into that category. I think it’s crazy to cave under pressure and do stuff just to please the majority or just to make someone else happy, like my mother or my significant other.

“Would you adopt?”
Same answers apply: No. I don’t want to deal with children at the baby stage or the toddler stage or even the teenage stage.

"You'll be alone forever."
This one is total bullshit. I know I don't stand alone, I am positive there are others that want the same things I do.

If you do want to date me and you don’t already know what I mean when I state that I don’t want children, I know that we’re not on the same page. I would never expect someone to choose to not want to have kids just to be with me. That would be horrible and selfish. Vise versa as well.

It’s definitely a lot harder than I originally thought it would be to find someone that doesn’t want children. It’s often a deal breaker, on both sides, when the KIDS topic comes up. It is just as important to me not to make babies as it is for some guys to have kids.

D.I.N.K. - Double Income No Kids - This life style is extremely appealing to me.

I guess that's it. I'm exhausted to the max on this subject. I just hope that some people can now understand my side of my kid-free argument... It's quiet over here. Do you hear that? Exactly.


Links to others who share my point of view:
I couldn’t have wrote THIS any better myself.
I found THIS read very interesting.